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"I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But baby I promise no one will ever love you like me."
"the thought of someone else touching you makes me sick to my stomach"
- (via drun-kenfist)

(Source: 80st, via hom0cides)




If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.


However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

(via hobnocker)